when keeping it real goes wrong

I must say, I cannot believe that I was actually tagged to do something. But even bigger than that, to be issued the "Certified Honest Blogger" award by the fella waaayyyyyy ova dere in the Cheap Seats is...is...is...hmmm...well, it just doesn't seem right, lol. The planets must have shifted for me to be recognized for anything in the blog world. For one, I write exactly how I talk...with typos...and minus the "I was like"s. I don't really write anything prolific or profound and the only thoughts that my blog MAY provoke are whether or not I am slightly "touched" or "deep off the pages," as Leezarus would say. I don't know who lurks, who reads, or who's passing through to simply use my links. I just write about me b/c spending the day talking about myself to my friends would render me...friendless.

But anyway...

The rules that accompany it are as follows:

# When you receive the prize you must write a post showing it, together with the name of who has given it to you, and link them back.

# Choose a minimum of 7 blogs (or more) that you find brilliant in their content or design.

# Show their names and links and leave them a comment informing they were prized with ‘Honest Weblog’.

# Show a picture of those who awarded you and those you give the prize (optional).

# List [if you can and or dare] at least ten honest things about yourself.

# And then, pass it on.

LET'S GET IT:

1. I'm not really feeling men right now...what else is new? And men aren't really trying to feel me unless they can actually "feel" me.

2. I don't like it when people make comments about my weight. I would love to say, "I'm not slim just to make you feel bad." Weight comments should be off-limits...overweight, underweight, or otherwise.

3. I swat at people who bite their nails, but I will crack my knuckles all day, everyday.

4. If you have a dirty nose, I probably wouldn't be the one to tell you.

5. I haven't seen Suzie B in a grip and I have been doing well. I guess that I am not as "crooked" as I thought.

6. I'm patiently waiting on the following words to be retired: "boo", "chillaxin'", and "hatin'".

7. I can hold a grudge for about a year (give or take a couple of months), but it will lay dormant as long as I don't see you.

8. I want more kid(s), but its not looking too good for the home team.

9. I feel like I need to make a decision: either scrub my dishes or put them in the dishwasher. Doing both seems like a waste of water BUT I know that they're clean in the end. Germaphobe much?

10. I always look down (on the sly) when I'm walking...not b/c I'm shy or have low self-esteem. I have a fear of stepping in gum, spit, or something equally as nasty.

Fin

Now, I have to break the rules b/c I don't know many blog people. And the ones that I would tag, don't update enough for it to be worth it.