don't push me...

...cuz I'm close to tha...EDGE. I'm tryin' not to lose my head...


I swear fo' lawd, I'm feeling nuttier by the day, lol. I know that I need to holla at my Suzie sometime but honestly, I just don't want to give up that copay when I know that I'm not as bad off as I used to be.

Before I delve deep into my usual weekly randumbness, I want to get something off of my chest. One of my favorite bloggers is pondering the future of her page and rather than comment on her post, only to be washed out by the other 50+ commenters, I thought that it would be best for me to speak on it here.

Do you.

There, I said it. And now that that's out in the open, I would like to thank everyone that continues to visit MY blog, read what I have to say (even when it isn't much), and offer words of encouragement, advice or virtual hi-fives. I don't have a sitemeter b/c keeping track of visitors would probably make me nuttier than I already am. And for the most part, I don't really care who reads as long as you don't trip. So, if anyone that I happen to know outside of the blog world is sneaking in (and you KNOW that I didn't tell you about it b/c I DON'T tell people that I know about it) and I should happen to say something about you that you don't like, well, I'm not sorry. If you got soft feelings and get your shoulders all hunched up over any and everything, it would behoove you to poof, be gone. I don't typically have harsh words for many but I thought that I'd issue that disclaimer anyway.

EASTER

So, I visited Kat's megachurch on Easter Sunday and it was a big mistake. I've been pretty good about controlling my cussing, but parking was a gray-headed BIATCH! I just knew that there was a cover charge, a 2 communion minimum, and Moses was scheduled to rap the 10 Commandments. NEVER again! It was a good service, but still...

WORK

LOL!

Board of Directors mtg - April 24th
Depart for New Or.leans - April 25th
Return to VA - April 29th
Office-Wide mtg - April 30th

I'm gonna be tired as all hell but I'll be there...with a tan, blue lips from my bubblegum snoballs, and a gut from snorting crawfish bread.

It's getting kinda frigid over here. I was going over some drawings with a coworker when he told an architect that a plan change needed to be made. I wasn't familiar with the project, but it seemed like a simple enough change. Mayne....this woman was cool at first, but then all of a sudden, she started cracking up. I mean, she lost it. I probably should've given her my Suzie's card. I'm not really thinking about anything besides going home. I'll deal with whatever happens, come the 30th.

MATCH

I'm gonna sum this up with the line of the week.

Mr. Clean: "So you like bald white guys?"
Me: I don't particularly seek them out. So you like short-haired black girls?
Mr. Clean: Oh yeaaaahhhh. Way more sensual. I really like black girls that can kiss well. Can you kiss well?

Seriously...

And this is why I don't log on like I should. I'm starting to think that internet dating is for the socially inept, but what does that say about me. I'm an only child so I can entertain myself pretty damn well. Going on a date just to have something to do or something to blog about is certainly not worth my time, the discomfort, or the free meal.

Now, I'm talking to a dude that I knew from a professional organization that I belong to (of which I am now the treasurer, b/c I like to hold money). He's no longer a member of it, b/c he moved to another part of VA. I never felt any sparks when I saw him, but I'm just glad to see a non-crazy, somewhat familiar face.

But I'm thinking that this other guy that I met on there in January might be worth further investigation...we'll see.

EXERCISE

Want some tight abs for the summer? Hula hoop.

J and I decorated hula hoops in our last art class. The teacher is a professional hula hoop-er, which I didn't know existed but I think that means that she hoops through fire or something. Anyway, she taught us a few tricks on Saturday and my stomach was still feeling tight on Monday. J looked ridiculous...it was funny. Hula hoops were flying everywhere. I got hit in the head a few times but it was all in good fun.

I think that that's what's keeping me going. I've been finding joy in the simplest things.

7 comments:

Closed Account said...

Are you ok now since you got that off your chest? LOL.

SHA said...

This right here made me laugh out loud at 11:11p:
EASTER

So, I visited Kat's megachurch on Easter Sunday and it was a big mistake. I've been pretty good about controlling my cussing, but parking was a gray-headed BIATCH! I just knew that there was a cover charge, a 2 communion minimum, and Moses was scheduled to rap the 10 Commandments. NEVER again! It was a good service, but still...

Good night.

chele said...

Hula hoops, really? You're the second person to say that ... I may have to pick one up this weekend.

ali said...

How'd you get hit in the head with the hula hoop? Were you all thowing it and trying to catch it with your head?...remember when we used to do all those crazy tricks as kids...lol

Pam said...

Professional hula hooper? lmao!

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

do u is always best

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

do u is right